and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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