Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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