Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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