all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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