Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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