took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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