i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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