We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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