I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
