I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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