just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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