it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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