hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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