Christians are straight up FREAKS
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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