we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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