moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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