David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
