Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Houston, we have a squirter
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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