some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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