if i died would you start the facebook group?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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