How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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