I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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