i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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