I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
