well you can't waste a boner
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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