I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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