I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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