Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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