what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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