it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Randomize
