It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Found your dick twin last night
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
How naked do you want me to be?
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