Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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