if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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