I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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