i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
