I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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