You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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