i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we're making bets on your personal life
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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