found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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