i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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