if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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