you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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