I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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