Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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