In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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