How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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