Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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