I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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