Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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