BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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